dreamy eyed

Another way of saying you're high. As in your vision is a little hazy and/or fuzzy like the vision in dreams. Zoned out

I am officially dreamy eyed.

*passes the bong*

by Theravada December 23, 2015

one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

One Eyed Chewbacca

A fairly new slang term for vagina.

Her one eyed chewbacca is so nice!

by Uark23 December 5, 2012

one eyed wonder weasel

a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.

For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

Paris eyed

To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye.

Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011