Regarding a layoff at your job; The act or process of being escorted out of the door without any notice.
"There were 20 escortions at work today." or "I was at my desk working and I got the tap on the shoulder and then escortion."
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One who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around. In addition, escorts often perform fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.
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An example would be an escorts agency or a community of escorts in a forum or a news board or a collective term to describe all people who describe themselves as an escort or call girl.
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Judge: What did you call my wife?!
Lawyer: What my client means is she is a 'nappy headed escort' and her account of the crime should not carry any weight.
Judge: What did you call my wife?!
Lawyer: What my client means is she is a 'nappy headed escort' and her account of the crime should not carry any weight.
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Originally they all had spoilers, but there are only four RS Turbo spoilers left in Britain. These are passed around the 1,562 RS owners frequently, when one of them forgets to garage his car - another owner promptly steals the spoiler and puts it on his car. When he forgets to garage it, the cycle is repeated.
Originally they all had spoilers, but there are only four RS Turbo spoilers left in Britain. These are passed around the 1,562 RS owners frequently, when one of them forgets to garage his car - another owner promptly steals the spoiler and puts it on his car. When he forgets to garage it, the cycle is repeated.
"Oh mate, I nicked this RS Turbo last night off me mate, help me get the spoiler off?"
"'ere Sharon, fancy a shag in my RS?"
"Escort RS Turbo - no spoiler, no wheels, good condition, £50"
"'ere Sharon, fancy a shag in my RS?"
"Escort RS Turbo - no spoiler, no wheels, good condition, £50"
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