by ayeshasslut February 24, 2021
Get the ayesha erotica mug.The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.
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Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.
Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.
by Anti-paradoxical May 18, 2011
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emo characteristics and sexual appeal wrapped up into one sexy "i'll cry you a river and look good while i'm doing it" individual.
think conor oberst.
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by moj March 30, 2005
Get the emo erotic mug.1. Characteristic of those having inflated the truthfulness about their own environmental accomplishments.
2. Characteristic of having an exaggerated sense of environmental importance.
3. An environmental disregard of others.
2. Characteristic of having an exaggerated sense of environmental importance.
3. An environmental disregard of others.
People who litter are ecotistical because they do not care about the environmental impacts of their actions.
by David Crawford February 4, 2006
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An exert from a Wattpad story a wrote a year ago
As you lie there, growing more and more eager to stick it inside me, I’m going to mouth your cock with everything I’ve got—licking the shaft from base to tip and then pursing my lips and bopping my head up and down, salivating as much as possible so you’re all lubed up.
But I not going to mount you—not yet.
I’m going to suck and suck, pausing once in awhile to tell you how wet my pussy’s getting. And when you moan in gratitude, I’m going to stop and smile in a way that lets you know I’m having the time of my life blowing you.
Only once that massive cock of yours is properly moistened—by my standards, not yours—I’m going to climb on top of it. “I need you inside me! Now!” I’m going to say as you penetrate me, finally.
But I’m not going to let you hold the reins.
I’m going to grab my own tits and bounce up and down—slowly at first, then faster, welcoming your dick deeper and deeper inside me. I’m going to scream, “Fuck me! Like that!” louder and louder. Again and again.
Then I’m going to pause, suddenly, to look your in the eyes as I squeeze my pussy muscles tight. You’ll put your arms around me and pull me down so my breasts are jiggling right in your face and you can suckle my nipples. Without warning, you’ll grab my ass and flip me over to take me from behind.
An exert from a Wattpad story a wrote a year ago
As you lie there, growing more and more eager to stick it inside me, I’m going to mouth your cock with everything I’ve got—licking the shaft from base to tip and then pursing my lips and bopping my head up and down, salivating as much as possible so you’re all lubed up.
But I not going to mount you—not yet.
I’m going to suck and suck, pausing once in awhile to tell you how wet my pussy’s getting. And when you moan in gratitude, I’m going to stop and smile in a way that lets you know I’m having the time of my life blowing you.
Only once that massive cock of yours is properly moistened—by my standards, not yours—I’m going to climb on top of it. “I need you inside me! Now!” I’m going to say as you penetrate me, finally.
But I’m not going to let you hold the reins.
I’m going to grab my own tits and bounce up and down—slowly at first, then faster, welcoming your dick deeper and deeper inside me. I’m going to scream, “Fuck me! Like that!” louder and louder. Again and again.
Then I’m going to pause, suddenly, to look your in the eyes as I squeeze my pussy muscles tight. You’ll put your arms around me and pull me down so my breasts are jiggling right in your face and you can suckle my nipples. Without warning, you’ll grab my ass and flip me over to take me from behind.
by I'm A Fucking Unicorn October 11, 2016
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by etchasketch October 21, 2003
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