emftu

Exhaling More Forcefully Than Usual

That comic made me emftu.

by felipevadi December 27, 2016

#emfh

Every man for himself

Heading to a packed football game!!!! #emfh

by Andy Nymous May 25, 2016

emfp

Eat my fat pussy

Emily said to Jonh, "sense we're having sex tonight, you better emfp"

by Panic! At The Daddy June 21, 2017

EMFB

It means "Eat My Fucking Beans"

Texting
Guy1: Fuck you man
Guy2: EMFB
Guy1: Woah calm down

by Colgayte September 27, 2018

emformAdid

to be informed

get emformAdid cuz

by 12347650 December 29, 2020

EMFP

One unit of seggs. Can also be very sexy at times. An all around badasss motherfucker.

Bob: Hey did you see that concert last night?

Steve: yeah that guitarist was a real EMFP

by Hot_And_Lethal03 February 20, 2021

EMFTX

Short for East Motherfucking Texas. The part of the state that's more Louisiana than it is Texas. Located east of Interstate 45, full of meth, coke, alligators, and some of the best high school football in the state.

Person 1: Dude, I just saw this guy snort a line in the middle of the street!
Person 2: We're in Lufkin, that's EMFTX for you.

by loudest12man November 8, 2021