The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016
Get the East-Side Sammich decoy mug.When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.
Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.
by A Cuban Pastrie May 27, 2016
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Get the East side dank mug.East Side Mesa Lokos, ESML, and EML is a Hispanic criminal street gang operated in East Mesa, Arizona. The color for this gang is Red, but also brown and black. Common gang signs for ESML are an E and an S for East Side, or an E for eastside and an M for Mesa Made. This gang is known for various crimes such as Robbery, Assault, and Murder.
by LuisHernandezAZ February 26, 2024
Get the East Side Mesa Lokos mug.Use to be one of the toughest section in New York City, well, one of the most dangerous part in the US, if you was an outsider of course or brought problems. Use to be a REAL neighborhood with REAL New Yorkers where every race, religion and creed lived together. Yeah, it was a real neighborhood with a tough, working class melting pot who never gave a shit about how much money you had, what you wear, or the color of your skin. Until it got replaced by swarms of snobby, superficial yuppies, hipsters, etc... from Smallville fucking, USA who really believes the world revolves around them and everyone should bow down to them, of course till they realize, after they get their asses kicked, ridiculed, or cursed out, it just doesn't work that way. If one really THINKS about it, the real reason why they all showed up was because of what they saw on the movies, TV shows, songs, and music videos and tried to live that life, a real, sleazy, gritty, New York life, (NYC was always like that till the late 90's.) Till it was packaged and put on the silver screen for everyone else to see) however, they can't take into consideration that it was clearly THEY, that destroyed the very fabric and culture of what this great city once stood for. I'm DEAD SERIOUS.
Friend: What happened to Lower East Side????
A yuppie, then a hipster walks by on a cell. "Yeah, I live in NYC"
Me: That's what happened!!!
RIP: NYC (The greatest home on earth; The home of the Braves and REAL Nu Yawkas.)
For those haters, jealous, envious people; I don't care if you give a thumbs down because all New Yorkers know its the truth. Just ASK them.
A yuppie, then a hipster walks by on a cell. "Yeah, I live in NYC"
Me: That's what happened!!!
RIP: NYC (The greatest home on earth; The home of the Braves and REAL Nu Yawkas.)
For those haters, jealous, envious people; I don't care if you give a thumbs down because all New Yorkers know its the truth. Just ASK them.
by 3rd Gen. NYC October 29, 2012
Get the Lower East Side mug.Where all the would-be hipsters used to hang out. Now becoming as upscale, snobby and annoying as SoHo. Known for frequent Moby sightings.
by JLB3 May 26, 2005
Get the lower east side mug.Streets between 59th and 96th. A lot of rich people live in the area especially on fifth avenue. Apartments in the area usually cost at least 1 million. Many JAPS live in the area and go to the one sex private schools around ex. marymount, constance, etc. A book series has been written on the lives of teens who live there, Gossip Girls. A movie is soon to come out.
by KC January 30, 2005
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