Phantom Dutchman

(n). A sex act, similar to the Dutch Rudder where an individual is stimulated indirectly by another. The Phantom Dutchman involves using a cell phone on oneself for sexual gratification as another person knowingly calls the cell phone repeatedly in order to cause the phone to vibrate.

-"How do you and Julie maintain your long distance relationship?"

-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"

by B.T.D.C. March 1, 2011

Angry dutchman

when an angry gay black man pours melted cheese on to a unsuspecting male european tourist and violently rapes him while making monkey sounds

tyrone gave jaroslav an angry dutchman

by dyingtoaster November 4, 2014

Dutchmans hobble

The act of hobbling to get toilet paper after a gut busting, ass dirtying shit.

I dropped a shit then realized I was out of TP. I had to do the Dutchmans Hobble all the way to the closet.

by Horn521 June 16, 2015

screaming dutchman

A sexual act in which a small object is shoved into the opening of the male's genitals as he ejaculates. Plugging the leak! This will typically cause a man to scream uncontrollably.

My friend had a woman screaming Dutchman him one time with the tip of a glue bottle.

by R3DTW1N April 18, 2014

Filthy Dutchman

A hot, bloody shit turd on a plate covered in semen

"This food tastes like shit, I may as well have asked for a Filthy Dutchman" or "I served up a nice hot Filthy Dutchman on their doorstep"

by Iamtheliquor December 28, 2014

Lost Dutchman

When you combine a Stranger with a Dutch Rudder. Or when both parties deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in their primary limbs, followed by the act of a double dutch rudder.

Brian and Greg were board and decided to give each other a Lost Dutchman

by organized anarchy March 15, 2015

Dutchman's Coffee

The dopest term for marijuana.

the term was coined from the fact that pot is sold at coffee shops in holland.

"Dude, let's go drink some dutchman's coffee and get fuckin ripped"

by Sunday Chillz January 12, 2009