Durham Corking

The act of participating in anal sex with a willing partner, cumming in their ass, and then proceeding to employ a butt plug to “cork” the seminal fluid in their anal cavity to age and mature.
After a number of days, this will ferment into a unique beverage suitable for consumption via fletching.
“Right then mate— last night I went Wetherspoons down the kings road… orange haired geeza’ asked me for a Durham Corking— so I came in his arse and plugged ‘im up. Absolutely impeccable. Better than that piss Carling that’s for true.”
by Euney May 08, 2024
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Durham Sixth Form Centre

James Allen’s Homeland and popular educational facility. This facility offers best in class lessons from the visual arts centre, goth central. Or the constant PDW tasks to keep you engaged and happy. If this dosent tickle your fancy, why not visit Durham, the shittiest town in the north east, where the worst of the worst congregate to plot the downfall of Greggs (the bakers)
by DSFC Fan November 23, 2021
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Durham-Barr Syndrome

The idealistic belief that those in law enforcement will perform their sworn duties. Symptoms include depression, disbelief, and cognitive dissonance. Rational people are only affected once then they become inoculated (based).
Steve knew that when the authorities found evidence of wrongdoing, justice would be harsh and swift, but in actuality, Steve was suffering Durham-Barr Syndrome.
by Steve Hoflenson May 02, 2021
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Trip to Durham

A course of action which should get you into serious trouble but you do it anyway because you think you are above the law.

As in British Prime Minister's special advisor who broke lockdown to drive 260 miles to Durham with symptoms to secure childcare and was subsequently praised by the Prime Minister for his integrity.
Don't you think breaking lockdown just for the hell of it might be a bit of a trip to Durham?
by Law-Abiding Fool May 25, 2020
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durham high school for girls

a private school which the best school in the whole of England. there are no snobs, everyone is just normal (with a few posh knobheads just like any private school but at a minimum) the teachers and people that go there are all amazing. I would not where I am today without it. there are no boys which at first is not good, but you get used to it. if you have the chance to go to this school then do, you won't regret it.
"have you seen the kids who go to Durham high school for girls all got top marks and half of them went to Oxbridge?"
"Yeah, every year they all do amazing, even my kid with ADHD fit in amazing."
by sunflowercherryhs February 16, 2021
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Durham High School For Girls

A proper nasty location. Full of nasty slags who are too far up their own arses. Everyone in durham hates them. There should be lads there
Daddy:Durham High School For Girls is a good option
Normal Daughter:No dad, i hate green and gold and everyone that is forced to wear it.
by geordierawdawg September 27, 2021
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Durham

Durham is a small town in CT where everyone's a pussy and the white boys at cog act tough but will all be dentist and Carpenters when they graduate college, and the girls are complete shit shows, most of them will become pregnant at 17, then drop out with there highschool boyfriends, but ultimately end up being meth addicts after catching feels for some other dude, having there husband pulls a slim slam Jerry rig and "full sends" off a cliff
"Yo dude, have you heard of Durham"
"Yeah bro that place is a shit show"
by Trollsic April 09, 2019
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