Duolingo

A cognitive trap disguised as a language learning service to keep people addicted until they lose the ability to speak their native language leaving them with no cognition.

Duolingo should've called itself Antilinguo. My friend lost his ability to communicate after using Duolingo and knows absolutely nothing for the rest of his life. We had to Euthanize him because there were no solutions.

by BetterSkatez July 1, 2025

Duolingo

A bird that will kidnap your family while you're asleep unless you do 1 lesson daily

Person 1: Hey, I did my Duolingo yesterday, now I'm at Unit 35
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.

by HERHUGEBOOBS August 24, 2025

Duolingo

An, app that teaches U the User Different ways to avoid your Girlfend on weekends.

Bona Sao doun t nos aves Trus Nosus Nautius
Duolingo.

by Dash88433 February 27, 2025

Duolingo

An app that holds your family hostage until you beg for Duo to spare your family in Spanish.

1: I’m signing up for Duolingo!
2: DON’T I’M BEGGING YOU THEY’VE BEEN HOLDING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE SINCE 2016

by Stuck At SawCon June 17, 2023

Duolingo

The form satan takes as an owl, beware of the Duolingo owl. This creature will haunt you as you sleep with no father because you are fatherless and nobody sleeps with their father anyway because that's weird.. if that's normal for you... go get therapy.

The Duolingo Owl will teach you a foreign language, making sure you don't miss any lessons. If you miss at least 0.000001 lessons the Duolingo bird will form a cult with 420 other owls and then circle you 69 times until you fall unconscious. It will then take your family and friends and lock them in a basement until you make up your lesson.

If you want to avoid this evil satanic demon, you can't. ads will still show up until you download the app or are forced by a teacher.

there is no escape. you cannot run. you cannot hide. -- The Duolingo Owl

-EXAMPLE ONE-
Me: *misses Spanish lesson*
Duolingo: *takes family*

-EXAMPLE TWO-
Me: Duolingo, please.. I miss my family...
Duolingo: Not until you complete this lesson, hoot!
Me: *screams of terror*

by shrekussy March 28, 2023

duolingo english

Basic English with poor vocabulary, spoken with all kinds of foreign accents. Typically spoken by people that come from romantic language speaking countries like French, Spanish and Italian people.

Guy 1: Have you see where is me baguette? (with French accent)
Guy 2: Bro is speaking duolingo English, he's definitely from France

by GoatedPepe June 15, 2024

Duolingo

An owl who has done multiple crimes because of people not learning Spanish... LOOK BEHIND YOU

Duo does this: Pentagon, Hexagon, Octagon, "Yourfamilygon"
HE KIDNAPS OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gender of Duo (Duolingo): Male

Duo (Duolingo): Did you learn a new language?
Thanos: Sí.
Duo (Duolingo): What did it cost?
Thanos: Mi Familia.

by hypergamersyt January 27, 2023