Dingus

A insult that you can call anyone and either offend of confuse them.

"You fucking dingus Joe"

by TheSamster December 2, 2016

Dingus

A cross between a dringle and a dangus; A generally silly person.

Learn some decent grammar, ya dingus...

by Bae-nana June 5, 2015

Drungus

When a person has consumed considerable amounts of alcohol and proceeds to include R's in words, in any possible way in their sentences.

I may have gotten a little bit tripsy! I went to the brars, and was pretty drungus, for a Mronday night.

by Jungy Brungus September 18, 2011

double Dingus

When a person eats a large amount of pizza and then throws up on their mothers shirts, robs 32 7/11's and then urinates in gary colemans eyeball, followed by you growing a second penis above your original one, only the new one is small and looks like Flava-Flav's nose

DUUUUUUUDE I JUZ DUN TITTY FUCKED YO'HUSBAND
how did you do that?
HE GOT MAAAAAAAAAD CD-PLAYA'S NIGGA
what are you talking about?
I HAVE A DOUBLE DINGUS, ITS REALLY COOL, WANNA SEE???

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nasty!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

by SUPA DEFINER June 21, 2009

dingus weave

a stinky butthole

why is your butthole stinky , you dingus weave

by eatmypussybich June 15, 2017

DINGUS

A Dingus is a goofy spazzy person, For example, if you're friend trip's a lot, or drops things, he/she is a dingus. A dingus does not necessarily mean stupid, it's just a very clumsy and goofy person. Give this a like if you know a dingus

You're such a dingus. Ha! Ya dingus!

by Just_a_dingus May 27, 2018

dingus jousting

When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.

I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019