Doscher

The most self centered, cocky son of a bitch. To say the least,
a Doscher is a guy who is commonly obsessed with himself.

Girl 1: "Did you see that guy fixing his hair?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, he cares to much about his looks."

Girl 1: "He's such a Doscher."

by doscherisgay. September 9, 2009

dousche box

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")

john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."

by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005

Dousche

A person who kills a buz, or high.

Dude Pres. Bush is a huge dousche!

by Robben Sanguinet August 21, 2005

dousche-a-loosh

One who acts like a dousche, but it five times worse

Dylan, stop being a dousche-a-loosh

by Terchek November 16, 2006

Dousche Bag Dad

When your dad is acting like a dousche bag. : )

Man last night your dousche bag dad really fucked things up.

by El Dousche Bago December 23, 2004

Dorsche

The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.

Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"

by Miklus July 16, 2006

Dingleberry Douschebag

a person that is not a total douschebag but is yet cool in your way of choosing.

Colton is a Dingleberry Douschebag because he is awesome.

by Travis McAlister December 22, 2008