downstairs hair

Hair in the pubic region

"Dude, she doesn't shave her downstairs hair!"

by Harvey Fixx December 11, 2007

Him Downstairs

A large translucent cloud-god.

It's raining, him downstairs must be angry.

by Him Upstairs April 2, 2003

downstairs mix-up

your underside junk, commonly referred to by old greg as a mangina

occasionally is illuminated

"what about the boat times?"
"those weren't really times that was more of an exposure"
"you saw my downstairs mix-up"

by 0ld greg January 10, 2009

downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017

downstairs mix up

When you got what you ain't supposed to have!

My first date was when I showed you my downstairs mix up!

by K+C July 2, 2007

eat at the downstairs restaurant

Common form of describing the act of eating pussy, ie cunninglingus

I am going to eat at the downstairs restaurant tonight

by ShiningWit June 26, 2007

shaking hands with downstairs

Another term for male masturbation.

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."

by Mandy O. January 7, 2009