Douchin'

To douche

Carry was douchin' all night.

by Dingleberrry May 24, 2009

Str8 Douchin'

Seizing the moment to be an asshole. Seizing the moment to become arrogant, to not giving a fuck. It is the power of Douche to the 2nd power. Unlike Douche, this is done intentionally.

Ex.1
guy1: you see this guy wearing his hawaiian shirt on and popped collar?
guy2: I know! he's Str8 Douchin'!!

Ex.2
guy1:George, man..why do you got to be Str8 Douchin'!?
guy2: whaaat?!.. I can't wear my shades inside this mothafuckin bar!?...Sheeeit!!

Ex.3
george: hey tony what are you wearing for tonight?
tony: i'm going to put my Purple Cobra shirt on and swimming trunks, Im bout to be a mawfuckin' PIMP in this club!!

Str8 Douchin' Quotes:

1. Hey Girl, you look good!!....BUT YOU WANT TO LOOK BETTER?.. PUT MY SHIRT ON..

2. OH YOU TOUGHT I WAS HITTING YOU!? *LAUGHS*..I WAS JUST BEING POLITE!!

3. was this before or after you sucked his dick!?

by LunaticGuy October 11, 2011

Douchineer

Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.

He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!

by JBroms June 18, 2011

Tab Dotching

Tab Dotching is a term for cheating in Garry's Mod. It can be done if some annoying kid starts to ddos the victim while they're spamming the tab key. It is very malicious and should be avoided.

Oh my lord that kid is a Tab Dotcher!
Watch out a Tab Dotcher!
Stop Tab dotching!

by BeepTeeBops October 24, 2020

douchin

To be douchin is to be totally awesome, and is the antonym of douche. I made it up, and with you help it will catch on, trust me.

For example, "That rich bastard was being a total douche before, but he had this totally douchin dog that jumped over a flight of stairs during the hurricane and slid 10 feet! It was the coolest dog ever."

by Konrad with a K October 27, 2008

Doucheington

a person that is acts exactly like a douchbag.

Timmy:"I wish the world would be as nice as me!!!"
Jonny:"shut up. your an idiot. i hate the world, and it can just die"
Timmy:"GOD!!! your so fraking anoying, doucheington!!!"

by Spazzy-Taz69 January 9, 2009

Douchin it up

When ones actions are of douche nature.

Dude... You are sitting next to hot ass ladies. No need to be "douchin it up".

by MSStehcracker May 4, 2011