Douche

Kanye West post VMA awards, after dissing Taylor Swift, has become the definition of douche

That douche interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douche!!

by wari September 18, 2009

douche

Pronounced "doosh"

*Vaginal cleaning item.
*An offense-purpose word toward a person.

"You're such a douche!"

by Dave April 16, 2004

Douche

1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

by YOREMA October 28, 2004

douche

someone,who is simply a waste of air,often very stupid,always tells useless things,who nobody really wants to hear

Guy 1:Here comes the new student.

Guy 2:Yeah,he is such a douche in class.

by foursouls1 April 26, 2009

douche

A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!

Mark don't be a douche all the time!!

by M. Milark March 2, 2007

douche

One who is douchey -- a self-promoting asshole who contributes nothing to the world. Tool. Loser

I feel like such a douche applying for jobs like that, but I gotta pay rent right?

by Kai from Palo Alto September 8, 2006

douche

n. an insult used in the same manner as idiot or moron, but more specifically directed towards persons who have power over your judgement when you don't want them to.

v. the act of using a douche.

No, that is NOT the correct way to play guitar, you stupid douche. I don't care if you have been playing for five years. You've been doing it wrong the entire time.

Go douche yourself woman, then come to me with a valid opinion about NSBM.

by Blasphemer_0 January 24, 2005