douchecapacitor

A person who stores up grudges and occasionally discharges them with a vengeance, much as a capacitor stores an electrical charge. Coined, as far as Google knows, on July 17, 2012 by Zandar

You have to watch it when he seems mellow and taking it in stride. He's a douchecapacitor, and one day, he'll zap you.

by Mr. Edwina July 20, 2012

Douchebachary

the Act of a douchebag being up to no good.

That dude is always up to douchebachary

by comedybum July 17, 2010

doucheagogue

A portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument.

I had to listen to Steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.

by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012

douchebachery

Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.

Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."

by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013

Doucheaholics

All the assholes who keep posting political definitions of Urban Dictionary

Person 1: damn 75% of Urban Dictionary in the last months is about Trump or Hilary
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff

by SkankHunt42.0 February 9, 2017

douchepaper

Vis a vis "flypaper". A bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as "douches". Douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering.

"Gawd, Spike Hill is total douchepaper!"

by Flix December 25, 2007

Douchecapades

Any act that makes a person a douche or makes them look like a douchebag. Can include self-indulgent or any act that enhances or exemplifies the subject douche.

Dude 1: Did you hear? That guy gives money to the homeless.

Dude 2: That's just one of his many douchecapades lately.

by iamthestigsmexicancousin November 3, 2009