doof stain

one who is a retard as is doofy from scary movie

when justin timberlake felt jannet jacksons boobs..what a doof stain

by deeeeeedcell March 13, 2009

Doof

When you accidentally say doof because your mind cannot decide between dude or oof.

Girl 1: "My vagina randomly hurts sometimes."
Girl 2: "Doof."

by $Kayla$ November 5, 2019

Doof

To fart or pass gas

Dude did you just doof? It reeks!

by Mr muscles March 12, 2014

Doof

v: the act of dipping tobacco
n: the tobacco that is to be dipped

Bob: Hey Weeeuuum, what are you going to do during lunch?

Weeeuuum: I'm going to Zaxby's and then I'ma catch a doof

by doofmaster January 28, 2009

Aqua doof

taking a dump in a river or ocean

"i had no toilet paper so i went to the river and took the biggest aqua doof ever."

by mr.marsh October 30, 2008

doof-a-dooter

A broken down, spray painted, foreign vehicle, with no floorboards or wheels.

Guy 1. Why don't you scrap that doof-a-dooter?

Guy 2. Because the junk yard wont accept it.

Guy 1. Oh.

by U know, that guy! December 15, 2009

doof

An idiot; Food spelled backwards; The sound associated with hitting another in the back of the head with your open palm.

"You are such a fuckin doof"

"Doof is food! Erere!"

"Grr... *doof* "

by Buck May 29, 2004