donkey dick

when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick

by donkey dicker January 10, 2019

donkey dick

those humongous tips people put on thier Honda's exhaust to make them as loud as they can possibly be.

check out john's donkey dick. must've traded his riding lawn mower for that car.

by NateHam September 07, 2005

donkey dick

To goof off, procrastinate, stall, or waste time.

Quit donkey dicking around.

If you hadn't been donkey dicking around, you would've been done in fifteen minutes- not an hour.

by gameoverDude August 04, 2005

donkey dick

When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.

"OWWWWW!!! huggies just donkey dicked me!"

by huggies March 05, 2006

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick

by jason February 26, 2005

donkey dick

a person who you know sucks cock but doesn't want to admitt it

"shut up you donkey dick"

by Sh3 Wh0 KnOwS All January 19, 2009

sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

by TomD1969 January 11, 2011