Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013

dolphin laid

when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.

"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.

"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.

the following was based on a true story

by pvb1012 October 9, 2009

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021

Dolphin Tail

When you're having sex with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and attempt to sneak it in her ass. She pulls her ass back, shakes her head no and makes sounds like a dolphin, "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka"...hence the dolphin tail.

Man, last night I was fucking this hot chick Tina, I attempted to hit the back door and she cock blocked me with a Dolphin Tail!

by Tina Does Dallas November 14, 2012

spank the dolphin

Wacking off your dad.

Dude, last night my mom made me spank the dolphin.

by dolphins12345 December 3, 2013

dolphinish

(noun) 1.the language that dolphins speak

(adj.) 2. describing someone who acts like a dolphin or is obsessed with dolphins

1. i can speak dolphinish fluently now that the dolphins who live in my backyard have taught me.

2. that girl is so dolphinish, she even has dolphins living in her backyard.

by Maura Z May 5, 2010

tiny pink dolphin

first one must start by tossing your partners salad or in layman's terms to eat ass, second it is important to proceed to have anal intercourse and cum within the ass, and finally turn your partner over and give them an incredibly hard punch to the gut for the cum to come shooting out to simulate the dolphins blow hole

I gave Madison's cousin the best tiny pink dolphin ever, the blow hole shot 5 feet!

by Knurl February 3, 2015