BOB DOLE

Jesus Christ, Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all thrown into the same person. Known for singing Safety Dance and washing down loads of viagra with 2 liter bottles of pepsi.

I just joined the new Church of Bob Dole

by Jburns April 12, 2010

dole slinger

Welfare functionary who may or may not provide you with social assistance (aka the dole).

"The hog lard plant done blowed up, kids. Time to go see the dole slinger."

by Bort McAllister May 12, 2008

dole-ups

home made cigarettes, roll-ups. but smoked by those on the dole, who find ready made ciggs rather pricey.

you on proper fags yet?

nah, still on me dole-ups

by TuBsy March 29, 2009

Dole monkey

Jobless northerner, usually 18-30, lacks basic language skills. Hangs around bus shelters and kiddies parks waiting for the day he can go collect his benefits.

Look at that dole monkey on the kiddies swings.

by tn2burble December 22, 2008

dole baby

A lazy person who does not work and lives with his mamma, spending his/her welfare checks on cheap beer and cigaretts.

He never worked a day in his life,he's a dole baby

by pudding box March 29, 2008

dole bludger

1. An individual who prefers to collect unemployment benefits over working for a living, and actively works at trying to qualify to maintain their eligibility to continue receiving said benefits.
2. Individual who actively avoids works.
3. Most New Zealanders who migrate to Australia.

1. When was the last time bill had a job ? Never, he's just a dole bludger

by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006

dole whore

Someone who doesn't work and loves not to work or get off their ass, relies on benefits and generally watches Jeremy Kyle

freeloader dosser unemployed useless benefit cheat dole whore

by Bitch4Life September 14, 2013