doink

an extraordinarily stupid person

what a doink

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

doink

The act of hitting someone in the balls.

Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.

by Moof September 03, 2003

doink

Someone who is an asshole or a Dick. Generally used when curse words are not appropriate.

My Boss is a real doink.

by Randy Smith June 07, 2006

Doinked

When you're smoking some good shit and you're baked as fuck

Me and the boys were smoking and we were so doinked at target

by ImDoinkedRn October 26, 2019

doink

to pro-create (engage in hot sexual intercourse)

Sarah and Sean doink like jackrabbits on steroids.

by Anonymous November 26, 2002

DOINK

A fucking annoying peice of shit who is retarded and a fucking fat mong. This person may be talking to you or around you.

When TACTICALHAWK is talking in a press conference, everyone shouts DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK ALERT

by ObeseMac July 16, 2018

doink

This is a Northern Irish term used to describe £1. It is usually used by people from a low socio-economic group with poor income and poor literate skills.

Sophie: Have you got a doink so i can buy some liquor

Ruairi: Fuck off, i need to buy mine u scavenging bastard!

by fuzz foster February 14, 2010