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clam dodger

A gay man. Someone who avoids clam or pussy.
"Look at what that clam dodger is wearing - what a fag."
by bTreezy October 13, 2006
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out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact
Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball
by d'godfather April 20, 2003
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Dodge Imagine

A fictitious automobile owned by people who don't own a car and/or are incapable of driving.
Annie: Hey, let's go out for pizza.
Bob: Sure, I'll come right over to pick you up in my Dodge Imagine.
by Rand0969 February 19, 2009
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Digestin' Clothes

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.
Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.
by Chief2000 January 19, 2009
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Poon Dodger

A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."

"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008
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Social Dodge

The act of pretending to be busy or otherwise engaged such as talking on a phone with no one on the other end in order to avoid social contact with another.
Sam- Shit here comes bill I dont want to talk to him, Quick make out with me!

Bill- hmm, I think sam is tryin to Social dodge me.

Wanda- Bill im on the phone!
by §ugar§hane April 5, 2009
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Gaze dodge

The act of avoiding looking directly at somebody repulsive. The repulsion may be caused by ugliness, UFO's (unidentified facial objects) or small deformities such as birth marks. The common side affect of gaze dodging is guilt, an act to be used sensibly. Gaze Dodging is predominantly used when at supermarket checkouts.
"Man, she was so ugly i had to gaze dodge her"

"We all do sometimes, bro"
by Landoddage May 27, 2009
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