Diptard

1. A hybrid species bred from the standard dip shit and run of the mill retard.

2. a person who possesses pure, unparalleled stupidity on a

monumental level.

I would NEVER date YOU, you're a total DIPTARD!

by msblueyes December 6, 2010

social distancing

what my wife practises in bed

i was up for sex tonight, we went to bed, she got as far away as possible, called it social distancing

by Kaydog1 March 23, 2020

Going The Distance

This phrase or expression was coined by Jillian Quist #JILLIANQUIST when it is used in relation to the extent an individual will GO or DOES GO when it comes to their #KnottyQuotient and the duration in terms of an actual amount of TIME as in HOURS and the AMOUNT as in the. QUANITY or NUMBER of #K9 DOGS an individual WILL or CAN or even DOES get #KNOTTED by as the #GoldStandard is set by and will #ALLWAYS be set and any individual will be compared or critiqued or looked at by how their #RuffLineQuotient matches up and stacks up with JILLIAN QUIST when the critical #RuffStats go head 2 head and the #KnottyRuffEvaluators are given the statistical weight indicators thats allowable by the #AKA American Kennel Association and the #BarkFactor is looked at and the location is compared to the god father of all god father Holy Grails of Locals and geographical areas As the #ROSEVILLE CA district outside of #Sacramento CA has been analyized and looked at by the most respected minds and actual CenturionAwardCraneOperator LifeTimeAchievement Recepients and its been given and bestowed upon its municipality to have achieved or garnered a level of such a factor of #Knottyrufftimes that can #KNOT will #KNOT and will #ALLWAYS have the biggest and ruffest and Slurpiest and be the locale of all locales if an individual wants to be at the most elite of the elite when they GO THE DISTANCE #GoTheDistance

Nobody and I mean nobody can quite GO and I'm talking Going The Distance like that #Jillijill girl out of #ROSEVILLE as that girl CAN and DOES GO the COMPLETE DISTANCE and goes for speed greed and Has no shame and does #KNOTprotect at all as she is the #ULTIMATEBULLY

by UltimateBully January 2, 2020

dibtastic

A term used to describe an attractive lady, who is prone to being 'dibbed'.

Corrr, that lass is dibtastic! I reckon she's worth a punch in the knickers.

by Kitt Fontaine September 1, 2006

Distance Courage

The act of saying something threatening, menacing, aggressive etc… to someone else at a physical or virtual distance that would not be said face-to-face due to fear of retribution. Similar terms are Facebook Courage, Distance Thug and Virtual Balls.

Did you see that numbnuts getting all gangster on Larry from across the parking lot last night? Heh heh, once Larry was in that maggot’s face, everyone saw him for the pussy he really was. What a shameful display of Distance Courage at its finest!

by Lebowskis Rug November 3, 2012

Distable

To receive Social Security

My neighbor doesn't work because she's distable

by That lawnmower dude January 18, 2018

Dietarian

Rarely used term that identifies an individual who adheres a specific/particular diet pattern.

Not to be confused with a dieter which is the same thing as a slimmer ; someone who is currently dieting in attempts to slim down/get leaner.

Every gluten-free dietarian I’ve met is just doing it to follow trends.

Who’s more annoying & obnoxious; keto dietarians or vegan dietarians?

by IbreathAir February 17, 2021