Discordia

ＤＩＳＣＯＲＤＩＡ... is a community unlike any other. We're a mixing pot of wild human animals boiling together 24 hours a day. We believe in equality and freedom. Citizenship is granted upon joining and stands as the only significant role to hold as it comes with two very powerful mod rights.

PS. The Best discord server to ever exist

discordgg goddessofchaos

Lets go to Discordia and fuck around in front street custer.

by Anonnnnnnn1261245 September 22, 2022

Harmonic Distortion

fart

Did you just make a harmonic distortion?

by California Genius December 7, 2010

principia discordia

the sound of one hand clapping. All hail Discordia! All hail the goddess

I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the Walrus! coo coo ga joob.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

reality distortion field

reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."

by Matrix9180 August 12, 2004

Disturbia

Rihanna's best song to date.

The song Disturbia is amazing.

by kendallll. June 15, 2008

distorian

distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports, history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.

A White House distorian says George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.

That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.

All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.

by J. Karlin September 13, 2006

discordia

Fnord fnord fnord fnord

If you understood the definition, then you're a Discordian, if you didn't, then you probably aren't.

by Colby November 7, 2004