Distarted

An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted

"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy

by Azivin December 3, 2009

Diptard

The word "diptard" means "dipshit ,retarded" and "fucking stupid" but just all in one.

You are a diptard.
Shut the fuck up, you diptard!

by Mr. Diptard October 6, 2019

dystarded

A combination of the spelling and traits of dyslexic and retarded.

Damn, that girl is a whole other kind of stupid. She's dystarded.

by Roamingnome October 19, 2007

disterderk

your mom

fil: "what's a disterderk?"
Jessica: "your mom"

by fil March 17, 2004

distorded

1. v. to act crazy or unsensibly
2. v. to act igorantly
4. adj. tight (fashionable)

1. He is so high, he's distorted.
2. Stop ackin so distorted or you gone get yo ass kicked.
3. Check out da shoes on dat ride, dem rims distorted.

by Iesha "dragonluvher" Whiting June 22, 2003

Dustard

A autistic child who cannot some having sexual relations with their cat, and wonders why people hate them for being the appsolute scum of the earth

Look at that whore raping that poor cat, what a fucking dustard

by o_Blank_o July 29, 2019

urban dictard

A person who uses urban dictionary to find new things to say, but ends up sounding like a tard.

A contraction of Urban Dictionary + Retard.

See also dictard

Q: Dude, what's up with all that pseudo-slang Coolio keeps spewing?

A: Yeah, dude, he's a total urban dictard.

by burbantard November 16, 2011