Ball in Dirt

When the Vagina is completely closed with both cheeks tightly pressed together due to lack of penetration.

Hey, I bet post-breakdown Miley Cyrus is a ball in dirt

by Jilly Juices January 5, 2014

Dirt Dog

Dirt dogs are good looking, successful, ambitious bros that trick women to think they have a monogamous relationship. But in all actuality, they have relations with multiple women. This is deception, a dirt dog is only after sex. He lets multiple women feel like they are in a relationship, but in all actuality, a dirt dog has built a house of cards to many women that think they are in a relationship. While the woman thinks she is in a relationship, the dirt dog lays pipe in multiple women while under the guise of monogamy. Dirt dogs live on the edge. They prefer multiple women and love to always be on the brink of getting caught.

A true dirt dog loses track of their lies and it usually gets them caught, but in true dirt dog form, they manage to lie their way out of trouble.

Bro 1: Look at Bill, he is such a dirt dog!

Bro 2: Holy Shit, he is always with a new girl!

Bro 1: That's an excellent strategy, sir!

by Ed Douchington, Esq. August 20, 2017

get that dirt off your shoulder

Shaking them haters off. In other words it means to brush off negative energy of statements made about you.

Brandon hates on me all day. Man I gotta get all this dirt of my shoulder.

by Nikky March 1, 2004

diet dirt (DD)

We often hear of "dirt" in the context of "gossip" or interesting yet trivial facts about other people's lives. In the gay world, sharing "the dirt" seems to be an important pasttime. In fact, "dirt" has become some of a commodity to be shared. But to get "dirt" one has to "give dirt" or "share dirt." For the past 20 years, my gay friends when they feel they are not getting the full information (411) from one their friends, often restrict the flow of information to that friend, hence placing that person on the diet dirt plan or DD.

I put her on diet dirt, or she's on the DD plan.

by Michael James February 20, 2005

dirt jerking

When you jerk off while taking a shit.

Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.

by jessford151515 April 12, 2016

Skank Dirt

An action known to be of a vulgar nature or of the lowest order.

It was skank dirt of me to take her to Burger King on our first date but she didn't mind.

Drinking vodka from a waterbottle in public is skank dirt.

by dustyDictionary February 10, 2017

Right side of the dirt

Alive. Not dead and buried.

Tom: I had a very bad car accident last week. Busted my leg.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.

by Ebullient Gideon September 1, 2011