Dirk is a guy who is an absolute asshole, who also is the most stoned and seedy cunt that the earth has ever known. He cant even speak clearly or fluently enough to understand whatever he says and he hangs around the most pathetic crowd. Dirk needs to be a less seedy prick and more of a good member of his peers.
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by nick devergen June 24, 2011
Get the Dirkmug. In Team America: World Police, they fight against the Terrorists of Dirka-Dirkastan, who speak with a few simple words: Dirk, Dirka, Muhama, Jihat and Allah, all words from the Muslim releigion. Jihat being a Holy War and Allah being one of their Gods.
by Matt Holloway April 24, 2006
Get the Dirkmug. by Ronan Saint October 30, 2007
Get the Dirkmug. a sick mother fucker who looks at gay porn and gets kicked out for of school for it. And another thing KISSING UR COUSIN HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?
by Naughty and nice person February 14, 2005
Get the Dirkmug. The particular mess that you find on the floor that resembles dirt but is more than just dirt; such as dirt, pine needles, dog hair and food crumbs all mixed together.
by MaryPoppinsYa’ll February 15, 2020
Get the dirkmug. v. to nag incessantly even when you have already received an answer. dirking is especially effective when ordering a liscence plate.
also dirked, dirking
also dirked, dirking
by dirkisanidiot August 13, 2003
Get the dirkmug. A noun or verb. Proper usage "a dirk." A dirk happens when a wealthy, famous male athelete, who can get any woman he wants, dates or marries an unattractive, trashy woman who is beneath him. It is especially applicable when a white athelete dates or marries an ugly, poor who is non-white.
Pedro, I am telling you, the second baseman for the Mets is A Dirk because he is dating an ugly, poor gold digger.
by dabbadee June 13, 2009
Get the Dirkmug.