dilly dally shilly shally

An expression used to chastize someone who is wasting time, focusing on unimportant things, procratinating, or otherwise being an emo blond-haired sissy boy.

NOTE: In Square Enix straight-to-DVD GC movie sequel to Final Fantasy VII, Advent Children, dilly dally shilly shally is used as the translation to "Zuru zuru zuru zuru" in the japanese version... WTF

Dilly dally shilly shally... Cloud, you need to save the kids before their eyes get all fucked up!

by D-kizzle May 14, 2006

Nigger Dilemma

When there's a KFC, Popeyes and Churches chicken, all on the same intersection.

"yo dawg i heard there was a nigger dilemma down the street, and I love me some fried chicken!"

by Da Krooo January 14, 2010

duane dibley

a character the Cat in Red Dwarf turns into occassionally, especially when the emohawk has taken away his "cool".

Duane Dibley is the Duke of Dork.

What's it turned me into? Duane Dibley? DUANE DIBLEY? I Don't Wanna Be Duane Dibley!

by Riksta April 24, 2005

dilemmon

A particularly sour situation one does not want to deal with.

My granddad can't seem to understand that his new little girlfriend is playing him for his money. He's bought her two cars, already. It's a real dilemmon.

by Disgruntled_Celtic_Guardian May 8, 2011

Arssi's Dilemma

A difficult situation where a decision to commit must be made between two women one is dating simultaneously in which one woman is angelic and the other is demonic.

Person 1: Man, I can't decide which girl to commit to, one is super nice but the other is a freak!
Person 2: Yeah man, sounds like you got yourself a real Arssi's Dilemma.

by DestTheBest May 29, 2018

front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

by Word Bendo April 13, 2011

dilly dilly

Budweiser's hamfisted attempt to meme

Manager: Jenkins, come up with a way to make our product a meme
Jenkins: How about a nonsense phrase that we can shoehorn in to our commercials, hoping for social media to carry it?
Manager: That's a hell of an idea, what do you suggest?
Jenkins: Shit, I don't know, uhh... dilly dilly?

by samnball January 13, 2018