dildo

The giant gummy worm inside your mothers sock drawer

Person 1 - "Hey Guys, I found a Giant Gummy Worm in mommy's drawer."
Person2 - "Dude... You should totally bring it to school."

Dildo - A plastic tube used for intense pleasure

“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

by SaoGamingGT March 1, 2017

Kate Upton's dildo

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014

Dildo legs

An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.

Run dildo legs. RUN.

by Daniel Porter June 14, 2005

dildonium

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

by DanSexy January 6, 2008

dildo watch

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

by Tom Mcfillihan September 26, 2008

Dildo Water

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

by benevident August 6, 2013

dildo dylan

A name used to describe someone by the name of Dylan, often reserved for the type of Dylan that makes bad decisions on a regular basis.

Oi Dildo Dylan, where's the whip?

by Fuckyoudylan November 25, 2017