disappearing sickness

Disappearing sickness is for dumbasses who reply once every month and are prone to reply and then dip.

bro1: Ayo muhammad i haven’t heard from u in like forever

muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳

by ayobrowhatsgood November 5, 2019

Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

dissappearment

When you lose something that was right in front of you

I left my sandwich in the kitchen with my uncle when I came back it was gone .man it was a dissappearment

by Six espada January 11, 2021

Dicklapper

A whore who races from dick to dick almost as if she’s in a race, or possibly playing musical dicks.

Ahh that bitch over there is a total dicklapper. She’s fucked every guy in the bar!

by Mydicksbigger March 22, 2021

Disappearing Act

When you dunk your shot on the 18th hole, usually for eagle. The ball just vanishes without a hop and it’s the best feeling

I played a round with Tommy yesterday, he wasn’t playing so good and was getting frustrated but on the 18th hole he pulled a disappearing act and got so excited

by Daddy Piccolae August 14, 2021

disappear

what my dad did

my dad just disappeared

by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022

personal disappearance

The care we take with how we look, when there is no one to see us.

Saturday night in a city under lockdown, another date with her laptop. She brushed her hair and put on makeup, knowing that for the foreseeable future, she would be the only one to take pleasure in her personal disappearance.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020