1. Marcus was really big dicken at the club last night.
2. I was big dicken at the club and bought out the bar.
2. I was big dicken at the club and bought out the bar.
by CB Funk September 2, 2006

This is a process in which one fakes an injury or illness in order to scam friends and family into donating money to you
by Keegnasty March 18, 2019

When you and two friends have sex with a girl. One friend puts it in her mouth and the other friend puts it in her vagina while the other friend bastes her.
by Mudmallard February 1, 2022

by Lil Qwerty January 17, 2018

Colloquial term for a dude who's always trying to sneak in his girls' backdoor, or one showing up after a night with that extra-kinky girl down the way.
Dude A: Well, if it isn't Poopy Dickens walkin' through the door at 5 a.m.!
Dude B: Fu*k off, McCheese. I had to get outta yer Mom's bed 'fore yerr Dad got back from the night-shift.
Dude B: Fu*k off, McCheese. I had to get outta yer Mom's bed 'fore yerr Dad got back from the night-shift.
by OpusAtrum August 6, 2008

by KKKKKKKKKKOKAY November 29, 2017

When you/someone gets WAY to descriptive in conversation or text and ends up writing a fucking novel with what could've been a simple idea.
Tim: Dude, are you coming? We're gonna be late.
Andy: Yeah, sorry man, my wife is pulling a Dickens and wrote me a fucking book about exactly what she wants from the store. Took 4 messages to tell me what kind of pasta I need to get.
Andy: Yeah, sorry man, my wife is pulling a Dickens and wrote me a fucking book about exactly what she wants from the store. Took 4 messages to tell me what kind of pasta I need to get.
by Enter Romero August 21, 2012
