Diarrhea delicious

When something tastes so good, you will eat it even if it gives you diarrhea.

Dude 1: “Ohh man… I’ve had the shits for two days from eating that 7 bean dip your mom made.”

Dude 2: “Yeah that sucks, but that dip is diarrhea delicious!!”

by Roxxhard December 7, 2010

diarrhea

Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.

My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.

by thetwentythirdgod September 16, 2003

Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok

by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020

diarrheagret

The specific type of regret that follows after eating a meal that does not agree with you, and typically you get diarrhea (or constipation, or god forbid a horrid fusion of the two that results in the shotgun shit).

After eating that awful burrito with six different hot sauces you sit on the toilet and have diarregret, and with every splash you hate your past self just a little more.

"Shouldn't have gotten that indian food man...I got diarrheagret"

by Bleedscarlet February 2, 2018

Diarrhea Arrest

A very controversial practice of a human getting arrested by a non-human police officer. Originated in South Africa in 1958 when the former rogue state's secret police hired 300K non-human police officers to arrest humans who are opponents of their former regime. It was extremely notorious during early-mid 1969 to late-2019. Like Diarrhea Kidnapping, it was discovered by the US government.

Many notable public figure like Justin Bieber and Jake Paul have been targets of Diarrhea Arrest by non-human police officers.

by Ryan900USAYT December 18, 2021

Diarrhea Felony

A diarrhea felony is when you have diarrhea into an empty ice cube tray, freeze it, and throw the resulting diarrhea cubes at people on the street.

Man, David got busted for three years after committing that diarrhea felony on Tuesday.

by grigori rasputin January 4, 2019

diarrhoopy

A goopy glob of diarrhea, combining the words of "diarrhea" and "goopy". Essentially goopy diarrhea

I went to the public restroom, someone forgot to flush, and in the bowl was a giant pile of diarrhoopy.

by freddy69 April 23, 2021