by Derpy Turtle April 17, 2014
Get the derpy turtlemug. A mutate of the Succubus and Harpy. A not so endangered species that is mate-hungry, and it's mating call is "Wanna F**k?" or "Got any Drugs?". The Herpis Derpis Maximus has a high rate of vaginal and anal infections. These infections can spread via mating and there goal is to infect anyone and everyone in the world. You can tell the animal is weak when it rubs its nose and sniffles a lot. They travel in flocks. The rate of spreading the infections is a pandemic indeed.
by Adam Zapyl September 24, 2012
Get the Herpis-Derpismug. Jeff: i wish i could hack like derpy slurpy.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.
by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017
Get the derpy slurpymug. When you are making out with your partner and after they put their tongue in your mouth, simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.
Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.
by MR. C3 October 4, 2021
Get the Derpy Tigermug. When you are making out and simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.
Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.
by MR. C3 October 4, 2021
Get the Derpy Tigermug. by LOLOLOLOL!11 January 17, 2011
Get the gettin derpymug. DerpyDino is a epic YouTuber that has a half dragon half human profile picture that is orange. He posts crazy gaming videos. His current series is him trying to become a snake master! A quote that he says in his videos is: in the words of ash Ketchum, I want to be the very best.
by Derpy_Dino October 13, 2020
Get the derpy dinomug.