He is a big brolick black dude named fucking Demetrius
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese
by Demetriosalah January 6, 2022
Get the Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James lll mug.The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.
Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
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a dominant, yet non chalant guy. Pretty chill and maintains his composure when angry— he’s very mature and is the perfect gentleman.
knows how to treat a lady well. 1000% HUSBAND MATERIAL. also has a wild, aggressive side which is shown in other activities...
knows how to treat a lady well. 1000% HUSBAND MATERIAL. also has a wild, aggressive side which is shown in other activities...
“OMG that dude is so nonchalant, he MUST be calix demetrio.”
“OMG calix demetrio f*cked me last night and he gripped my throat tightly while calmly explaining to him that i was his.”
“OMG calix demetrio f*cked me last night and he gripped my throat tightly while calmly explaining to him that i was his.”
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Girl 2: Oh I know he is such a Demetrius
Girl 2: Oh I know he is such a Demetrius
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A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more
by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009
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