Demitri

An individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he assures of.

Person: Good god, Alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!

Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.

by Mr. Thrills June 30, 2011

Demitry Lyons

To do a Demitry Lyons is to hide your identaty, hug childeren and watch vidios of adolecence in public and to commit to a dry humping three way in highly populated areas.

Did you see Demitry Lyons in McDonalds with them kids earlyer?!

by friend69 October 13, 2011

dumbity

A term or street slang used to describe stupidity.

I lost my wallet because of my dumbity.

by erickss April 20, 2007

dumbitious

Trying your hardest to be or appear dumb, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

Liam: I hear someone said they has an IQ of 175 from an internet IQ test.
Josh: He's so dumbitious.

by random1234567890 March 12, 2009

debit change

money given for your debit account as token of appreciation

money for use for everyday leisure that is in your bank account
{Everybody has a debit account}

We booked out till August! We are well appreciated because our debit change is looking right!

by Scoot2020 March 12, 2011

debit card daddy

the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.

Don't worry Debit Card Daddy will pay for it.

by Mechanic_wiz November 24, 2015

demitirus

Demitirus is a fine men or boy with a huge penis he will fuck a person up about his family or best friends and very love able can be rude and doesn't bite his tongue for anyone if he has something say he will very often say it whether you want to hear it or not. He's very cute, attractive and very sexy. He's great in bed. Usually talk to more than one girl at a time. He's very loud but very attractive

I love a demitirus

by Kgj5 May 28, 2019