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snake delivery

engaging in a cowgirl position and another male comes into the action while standing over the man on the floor and the guy standing has his testicles in the other male's face while the female begins to choke on it. (possible testicle sweat from guy standing)
Hey man, why did you give me a snake delivery?
by Bob Tom III June 7, 2016
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express delivery

An intentional and malicious act taking place in a public restroom. The offender enters a restroom to take a shit in a stall next to an occupied stall or stalls containing an unknown victim or victims. The offender defecates quickly and wipes, but refrains from flushing the fresh feces down the toilet. The foul odor from the shit fills the stall and adjacent stalls, and eventually the entire restroom. The offender must quickly exit the restroom without being seen before the victims, who are still in the act of having a bowel movement, have the opportunity to escape the fumes.
There was a dude in my favorite stall on the first floor so I decided to take an express delivery to show that bitch who's boss.
by JWheels7 January 17, 2011
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Boof Delivery

A moment characterised by an absolute high-IQ move of brilliance or luck.
"Holy shit, did you see that shot I just did!?"
"Fuck, that's an absolute boof delivery if I've ever seen one."
by PhoebeB October 2, 2021
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Delivery Hacking

The art and science of maximizing your income as a delivery driver for apps like Door Dash and Uber Eats
MY homie DR DRE makes bank as a delivery driver for Uber Eats and Door Dash because he's Delivery Hacking! DeliveryHacker.com
by Delivery Hacker July 16, 2020
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Egg delivery

(noun)

1. Word used to describe unnecessary mechanics of a video game, filler content in a game.
(Term coined from a ProZD skit.)
“Man I hate it when games have basically all egg delivery content and zero actual gameplay.”
“What.”
by anonymous August 6, 2022
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Mailman's delivery

Two people in a sexual act where one takes a shit and shoves it up the others asshole.
Cody gave me the mailman's delivery last night. Oh boy it made me gasmmmhh...
by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023
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Delivery stress

Delivery stress is the sensation of anxiety experienced from the powerlessness associated with waiting at home in anticipation of the delivery of goods, most commonly households appliances, scheduled to arrive at an unfeasibly, imprecise time. Some may also experience associated cabin fever due to the inability to leave one's home for fear of missing the delivery slot. Other associated Behaviour includes irrational calling/complaining; excessive coffee consumption; neighbour pestering; post-its on doors; loitering outside home; inability to accept reality of poor delivery services; denial. For those with online shopping addictions, Delivery Stress can be a complicated and all encompassing condition.
My delivery was scheduled to arrive between 07:00 and 20:00 today. I've had such bad delivery stress all day, I couldn't plan my life or even go out for a latte. And when it arrived, it wasn't the organic fair trade quinoa I had ordered. It was unfair trade!!
by Rboum October 3, 2013
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