delayed

someone who is slow to grasp new ideas and thought patterns. another way of saying retarded.

oh dude, you're SO delayed.

by jason+carissa May 14, 2003

Deleted Intelligence

The content in a line of comments that makes no sense because someone deleted the comment above.

"What's she mean by that?"

"I think it made sense earlier, but she's got deleted intelligence."

by Poetic Diva March 11, 2011

deflated kickball

when after a long round of sex, a womans labia looks like a popped kick ball.

man, i pounded her so hard last night that her vag looked like a deflated kickball

by jmgreen7 September 16, 2005

deleted

See also the following:
BALEETED
DELTEATED
DELTACO
Freaky D'ted
cheadeated
deedleated
MATT
meathead?
dltd
duh lee ted
teeteeted
bubs
diddly dee
repeated
733t3d
3-D movie
del monte
ddddddd
da cheated
diggity
beefeated
stupid word

Oh! Even I know what to do with this one. BALEETED! Wha'? Oh. Um...DELTEATED! No? Uhh...Deltaco?

by AlredyTryed January 6, 2004

Delayed Suckification

Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.

Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.

by J Crisler September 25, 2009

deleted

1-what one should do with crap emailed to them by crap-for-craps

2-StrongBad's catch phrase

also pronounced 'baleeted' by those with sub-par IQ

oh, realy? I think the cheat is deleted:

DELETED

by eric September 19, 2003

delted

When you take something that exists on the internet, print it out using a 3D printer, and then, using copious amounts of lubrication, insert it in your rectum.

"Dude, I just delted your mom on facebook."

"Oh god, that's disgusting, Kevin."

by Poopy The Butt Pirate November 5, 2013