stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.

I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.

by GEGuru March 8, 2011

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

Immaculate Defecation.

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.

Immaculate Defecation.
{shit} {crap} {butt} {defecate} {immaculate}

by slipkid69 February 1, 2018

oral defecation

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!

my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

defemation

n. the evil process of turning a female into a male. Only done by very evil beings.

After her defemation, we had to start calling Jane Dick instead due to the extra appendage.

by Jesus stole my panties January 22, 2004

Defllatio

When Fellatio takes a turn for the worse.

Liviu liked Suzy's fellatio at first, but then she started chewing and it quickly turned into defllatio.

by sherpneefer November 1, 2012

deflecation

1) Combination of deflection and defecation.

2) Deflecting as much responsibility and accountability as possible to see what actually will stick.

My companies deflecation policies ended up with a big pile of feces on the carpet and very little sticking to the wall, metaphorically speaking.

by wcgman September 25, 2010