Pulling a Deef

To display cavalier disregard for any contemporary standards of etiquette or punctuality, attempting to remedy said vices with java-related treats.

"Dude, where is he? He was supposed to be here two hours ago."
"Probably in bed, pulling a Deef."

by Sames March 6, 2008

deef

A fart a man makes through his penis.

Last night the man deefed accidentally and smelled like skunk poop.

by Samser the Hamster March 20, 2009

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

Deef

The act of a female dog (a.k.a. bitch) queefing. Usually this can be detected via the loud noise or rotten smell in an area

Man, that dog really deefed all over in here, it smells like fresh placenta.

by Eugene.irl February 6, 2019

deef

to prank someone

Jordan: Yo man! I just deefed Clark so hard a minute ago!
Clark: Awwww, why you gotta deef me so hard?

by deeffamscotty January 3, 2017

Deefed

A male dick fart.

Johnathan just deefed asf

by fartlover100 November 10, 2020

Deef

Short for a dick queef. This is typically achieved when a smaller dick goes into a bigger dick's dickhole. When the smaller dick exits quickly, a popping noise is made: the deef.

Don't pull out your pencil dick out of this elephant trunk too quick or we'll deef.

Man, that deef was so loud my neighbours down the street called the cops, complaining about gun shots.

by Deef lord April 24, 2021