Meme dealer

A God that has given you a reason to live

I get memes from my Meme dealer

by Mini Mack December 7, 2017

Bop Dealer

1. A merchant of black market Bop-It toys

2. A person whom one goes to for blow jobs (BJs).

My friend's little brother wants a Bop-It for Christmas and he doesn't have a lot of money, so I told him to buy one from a bop dealer.

Where's Jan goin?
Oh, he left to see his bop dealer for his weekly BJ.

by realguitarHERO December 15, 2010

drug dealer

Someone who simply provides a service to people who demand it.

"Drug dealers don't SELL people drugs, they OFFER people drugs."

by 'sup P June 9, 2005

Drug dealer moment

When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.

Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 7, 2010

Potato Dealer

A DJ who plays shit music

I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!

by Lord of the clackers June 23, 2015

Wanna dealer

One who is a wanna be drug dealer. He thinks he is legit, but he actually just sells bags with tic tacs in them for a fortune.

That wanna dealer gave me the effing mint flavor!

by Leedel leedel leedel leedel December 5, 2016

drug dealer phone

a shitty 90s phone that drug dealers use not to get tracked

dealer: you ready for the heroin?
me: your on your drug dealer phone right?

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021