Desenrascanco

Portuguese- To pull a MacGyver.

This is the art of slapping together a solution to a problem at the last minute, with no advanced planning, and no resources. It's the coat hanger you use to fish your car keys out of the toilet, the emergency mustache you hastily construct out of pubic hair.

Tom: Shit, the bombs gonna blow up and all we have are 2 toothpicks and rubber condom. Quick, someone Desenrascanco.

by Reknew January 3, 2010

Destany

The name of one of the most sweet girls around. She laughs at all your jokes, even if they aren't funny. She'll laugh with you, and cry with you. She's well-spoken and awesome. She can always bring you up when you're down.

Destany is so awesome, she makes cool people look not so cool.

by BonJoviFan13 April 24, 2011

Deshani

A naturally beautiful and intelligent girl. Loyal to her friends and family. Always in for a joke! very attractve.

wow it's Deshani shes amazing

by zachary10010 November 29, 2011

Destanee

A beautiful, sexy girl who everyone loves and wants to be around. Sometimes wanna-be-whores make up shit about her because they are jealous they aren't as beautiful as she is. Every guy wants to be with her. Shes a true friend, and will do anything she can to help ones in need. Usually laid back, easy going, but when the weekend comes she can get wild. Thinks sexual thoughts all day. One of a kind.

Guy 1: mann, i wish i knew a destanee!
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: cause id be gettin fire ass head all the time.
Guy 2: pshhh, like she'd go for you anyways..

by nathan halloway March 16, 2010

desando

A suspect of strange variety. often bald. knows karate. usually can be found with large birds of prey.

Watch out for that desando rookie. He waffle stomps brown children down his shower with karate.

by the dooki flipper July 8, 2021

DeSantis v. Disney

When a Pharisee-turned-politician, who is notorious for his “woke math” gospel in attracting “holy votes” among patriots and puritans in his red-pilled state, has been embarrassingly outwitted by an entertainment giant, and now wants to take revenge by threatening to impose taxes on its hotels and roads that lead to the theme park.

In the DeSantis v. Disney saga, it looks like the loser, who even had the time to write a MAGA-like book while in office, is running short of shady ideas how to fight his legal and political battles, especially when his previous über-corrupt and lying boss is leading in the latest polls despite his simultaneous jail-prone trials.

by Fasters April 9, 2023

Desenrascate

(verb) English adaptation of a Portuguese word used to describe successfully improvising out of a situation or in doing something, always used between a modal verb and a pronoun ending in -self.

"Won't you help him with his flat tire?"
"Nah, he will desenrascate himself"

by Anomalocaris June 18, 2023