data monkey

An employee whos job it is to take data from one source (eg SQL Server) and stick it in another source.

A bit like a DBA (Database Administrator) but without the job prospects.

"Hey Jim, do you have that Excel spreadsheet yet?"

"No Pete, the Data Monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, I'll have it for Christmas...I think."

by Moose Taylor June 27, 2005

Dataface

The overall lack of body sensation achieved from a long period of time interfacing with your computer screen and its contents.

After an eight hour shift of managing database: "Holy Shit! I have dataface!"

by carrknowledege May 18, 2011

Data Rape

The gratuitous manipulation and willful monetisation of all personal data by companies without due recognition or reward back to either user or humanity

data rape is when software organisations use the data collected by people-users to build their businesses, make millions in exits, charge escalating subscription fees, erode trust, service and user experience and fail to give a fair ROI back to either the user or "collective humanity" in return.

by Wombat&Possum March 6, 2015

data surgeon

A Data Surgeon is the pup's nuts of the general population who identify as a Data Scientist. Like the medical profession, a Data Surgeon commands greater respect and salary than ordinary Data Scientists because of their 'life saving' abilities to resuscitate projects. They typically have niche specialties so aren't that useful or effective for general business problems making their cost per decision rate extremely high. Data Surgeons typically have a high opinion of their own self worth and for those that have passed puberty often support a beard of some sort. They have also been known to sniff their own farts.

Bryon: "My node in the NOSQL repository has a key value constraint encountered in the blob. The MapReduce system needs to be re-defined. I'm going into the kernel, but it may be sharded beyond my ability to redistribute the clusters. "

Kai: "Jesus Bryon don't touch it! We need to get a Data Surgeon stat ! Call 911PYTHON and I will get us some organic blueberries and a double shot-mocha-soy-latte. "

by kiwi_donut June 15, 2017

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by Intelligent Ladder April 23, 2023

Danah

Amazing person,beautiful and unique.

You are soo Danah (you are so beautiful/unique)

by asdfkjuloo April 26, 2009

data monkey

One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.

Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.

by HB July 31, 2003