darth vader

when some chick is giving you a job and and squeezes the base of ur john, making your head turn black as a result, and looking like darth vader from star wars

Your mom gave the the darth vader last night.

by Dickenstein May 2, 2005

darth vader

The best drink in the whole world. Its a long island iced tea, except instead of topping it off with coke, use jager instead. Oh its mighty delicous. Often garnished with some Star Wars action figures.

My friend Jimmy was drinking a LIT like a pussy, so i added Jager to his drink to make a darth vader so hes not a fag

by Kevinn January 28, 2007

Darth Vader

An expression I created for when someone spoils the plot/climax of a movie/show etc. I was looking forward to seeing. This is a reference to a Simpsons episode where Homer walked out of a Theatre after watching a Star Wars film. He is talking to Marge about how shocked he was that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. Thus, ruining the movie for all those within earshot.

"Hey, I saw this awesome movie yesterday man, this is what happens..." "COME ON! I want to see it, don't Darth Vader it for me"

"I wanted to see that new movie out, but John pulled a Darth Vader so I'm not interested now"

"Tim is mad at me still, I accidentally Darth Vader'd that movie he wanted to see"

by Ryan Catney November 7, 2007

darth vader

what the fuck..razorblades?



darth vader is a man with a obbsesion of avacodos and has a small mexican nymph in his closet

a: thats one nice nymph you got there
darth vader:avacodo, I AM YOUR FATHER!

by z-man November 16, 2003

darth vader

to receive felatio. darth vader's helmet resembles the head of a penis ergo to get darth vader.

that chick gave me some darth vader in the car

by eric May 13, 2005

darth vader

1) has cushings

2) wears twilight shirts

3) sounds like she would pay top dollar for 1 good breath

4) looks like she needs to take a bath

5) needs to never sit next to a Jason in class

6) likes giving blumpkins

Darth Vader is really getting on my nerves, someone needs to punch her in the face.

by me, you, and everyone else June 28, 2010

Darth Vader

When getting head as your partner pulls away you cum up your partners nose instead of in their mouth, creating a nassel rasping sound when they talk like Darth Vader.

I totally Darth Vadered that girl, she was sneezing for hours.

by Kboss156 July 30, 2009