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The garagntuan scaly beast nesting in a man's pants. Not for use when describing male genitalia of a common nature. A "Dragon" is a creature of mythical proportions. It makes a habit of desecrating virgins and maidens of all descriptions. When not wreaking fire-breathing havoc upon the world, it will lie docile in it's nest, resting upon it's Dragon Eggs, keeping them warm and ready. A true Dragon is irresistable to the ample breasted maidens of the world, and they gladly open their Dragon Caves for temporary inhabitance with little to no warning. The scent of a Dragon is evident to every female within a radius of several miles. His fire breathing nature sets women afire, with little recourse but to soothe it between the sheets of the Dragon Master.
Dude, that coffeehouse chick has been eyeing my Dragon all morning. Wait here...
Dragon by DragonMaster November 11, 2008
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Slang for heroin when consumed by smoking it off a piece of foil.
"I'm gonna skip class today, go eastside and smoke the dragon."
dragon by paul23 June 5, 2005

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A mythical being that will come into your bed at night at stick his dick up your ass.
Henry: *Zzzz* *snore* --- WTF was that?
Percy: *Purrr* *hump*
Henry: Holy shit! Is that a-- it's a dragon! I just got f*cked by a dragon! FML
Dragon by Xenos59 July 2, 2014

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a really old women you pick up at a bar that is even older then 50.
Thats gross that dragon is disgusting.
dragon by bob 24 February 3, 2008

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A fat female. Often used in phrases with the word 'Slay' which means having sex
Make sure you keep a pitcher of water next to the bed when slaying dragons.
Dragon by Steven Harvey February 14, 2008

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A sexual beast, arousal at sight, so freaking horny all day long.

Has a HUGE penis.

:D ~ ~ ~ C==========3
woman: GIVE IT TO ME DRAGON !

dragon: ROAR !
Dragon by SEXGIANT123 July 5, 2010

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Ben: uhh, David, your dragons showing.
David: Oh, shit!
Dragon by Ben Tran December 9, 2010
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