DFUS

Deeply Fucked Up Shit. Pronounced "Dee Fuss." Used to describe something that is so messed up or inappropriate that it defies logical understanding. Often used as a warning stronger than NSFW.

I finally saw goatse, seriously DFUS.

by Ratoncito Perez July 27, 2009

Deutsch job

A hand job, from someone who is of German descent

guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"

guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"

by pastryface August 8, 2010

dfits

duh fuck is this shit?

pronounced: duh-fits

Teacher: I'm passing out your essay assignments due next friday

paper lands on students desk

Student: dfits?

by muffin56 February 27, 2011

Deutschebag

Noun.
A person of German descent, or speaker of the German language who has exhibited the qualities of a Douchebag.
See Hitler.

Also useful Deutschebaggish, Deutschebaggery.

Ex.1
Satan:"So, now that you're here, do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Hitler:"I spit on you and swear that it is the souls of the Jews that belong here in hell, and not I, leader of the master race! You bring disgrace to all of Deutscheland!"

Satan:"Man, and people think I'M bad... What a Deutschebag."

Ex.2
"I can't stand Rob and his Deutschebaggery."

by Nikkun December 30, 2007

deutsch bag

A german dueche bag.

Real funny deutsch bag.

Used in the movie Beerfest

by Westley E November 6, 2007

duts

Male genitalia. Formed from the merging of the words "dick" and "nuts."

Ho, get off my duts!
"What's yo duts?"
MY DICK AND MY NUTS!

by iancccp April 22, 2006

Dutsklutser

A Dutsklutser is someone who defeats an entire team in a round of CS:GO. Originating from The Netherlands where it is a portmanteau of the words "Duts" (=dutch) and "Klutser" (= Clutcher).

Another form where it can be used is as a verb, this would make it: "You have geklutst", meaning "You have clutched".

"Let me ace bro, I only need one more." "Damn bro, you about to be a Dutsklutser."

by Oinkiedooda March 13, 2023