dfs

Dumb fuck syndrome. Someone who aspires to be the sugar daddy of someone far too young for them, but then realises they do not have the captial to back it up, or not being able to spell soup, "soep".

Dont listen to Zane, he has dfs.

by shuccerdeez September 9, 2023

DF

The DF is a place where many individuals who excel at life go to get the freak/funk/slut/sex on. DF is an abbreviation of the words Dance Floor. However one can only refer to a Dance Floor as a DF if there are currently a large number of hot skank ass hoes grinding on it. If there are no hoes then the Dance Floor is not a DF.

"Oy paul was hitting the DF so hard last night he got kicked out of Sharkbar for doing screaming eagle on top of the speakers."

"Oy are you keen to sesh DF time."

"I am so keen to put the mack down is sack town and smash up the DF."

"I was in fine form when i smashed up the DF last night."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill September 29, 2009

DF

DF stands for Dry Fuck, also known as Dry Hump, 3rd base, Zipper sparking, & Derf.

Hey jane are we going to DF (Derf) this weekend?

by AlexK48 March 22, 2008

DF

dick face

omg your such a df . you get on my nerves

by Lattidy November 1, 2009

df

DICK FACE.....THAT'S ENOUGH SAID.......
IT ONLY GOES FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE A BEING A REALLY BIG DICK.

"DUDE, YOU'RE A BITCH."

"YOUR A DF!!!!!!"

by JOVEINIA May 3, 2009

DF

Is an abreiviation for Dumb Fuck related to Daniel Flores being a dipshit. Commonly used for someone that doesn't know what the fuck they are talking about and/or doing and is completely clueless. Basically the the stupidest person you know.

Look at the DF. There goes that DF. Is that DF?

by the original DF December 11, 2010

df

"don't flinch" sick cunts

what cunt im fucken df cunt wtf u gonna do cunt

by annyday November 1, 2006