Message delivery subsystem

an email account that will keep spamming your inbox sometimes when you try sharing something with lots of people

if only i wouldn't keep getting so many emails from Message delivery subsystem saying "message not sent" when i try sharing something to lots of school email accounts from my private email.

by nobody else here March 25, 2017

The Christmas Delivery

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'

Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job

by Fogt December 16, 2017

wood delivery

On instance of a very regular and frequent schedule of sexual encounters between a male and their current partner.

He's at her place every day makin' wood deliveries.

by hactar May 1, 2003

Special Pizza Delivery

A special pizza delivery is when a man goes over to a womans house to have sex with her. But just incase her husband is home he dresses up as a pizza delivery boy so that he can pretend that it is just a pizza order.

There is also another type where the same thing happens but instead of trying to get away with it, he try's to start a threesome with the married couple and then have pizza after.

"...OK, I'm coming over. Should I wear my Special Pizza Delivery outfit, just incase your husband comes back from his sycrinised swimming class?"

by Pizza Man 26 April 25, 2013

Belgian Delivery Boy

When a man fills a woman's anus with waffle mix, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse.

I gave your mom a Belgian Delivery Boy, and she got waffle mix all over your bed.

by The Ishi October 7, 2007

order delivery

A booty call made after a night out with the assumption the he/she will come to your place. This is as opposed to picking up at the bar.

David: Yo Jake, is your girlfriend gonna meet up with us or are you bringing home one of those sweeties.
Jake: Nah man, I'm just gonna order delivery after we leave. If she aint there in 30 I think I get head for free.

by Dr. Fus December 19, 2008

dishwasher delivery

verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.

Dustin will be late going to the office because he has a dishwasher delivery.

by TheDude2000 June 25, 2012