December 7

National take a sh!t day

You: Hey toilet, how's your day?
Toilet: It's been good I've been chilling, how about you?
You: Its been good.
A few minutes later...
You: Dang that felt nice!
Toilet: WHAT WAS THAT MAN!?!?
You: Its December 7

by CharliDamelioHasNoTalent December 06, 2020

December 7

The best day to be born whoever is born on this day is most definitely the best person youll ever meet there the best person in the whole world so you should tell them.

Wow that person was born on december 7 there so lucky an hot,sexy,amazing,cute. And perfect.

by December 7 is GOD July 12, 2021

December 7

National only drink water day.

Kyle: hey dude it’s December 7 we can only drink water today

by Kailey928 December 05, 2020

December 7

Masturbate in a group video call.

Girl 1: Guy 1, Why it's your phone shaking?
Guy 1: It's December 7.
Girl 1: Oh, sorry then.

by Fr0stblade__ December 07, 2020

December 7

The day louis tomlinson mother Johanna passed away r.I.p. you were loved by many and we all miss you

Me: hey guess what day it is :(
Girl: umm December 7?
Me: the day louis tomlinson’s mum died :(

by Goldenhourbabe December 07, 2020

December 7

Make love to your lesbian girlfriend. They deserve it as it's Christmas time.

Melissa: Hey what's today?
Janette: Today's the 7th you know what that means!
Melissa: Oh yeah it is December 7

by Strange Dolphin December 06, 2020

December 7

if your born on this day you are a MOTHERFUCKIN BADASS BITCH AND YOU ARE HOTTTT and don’t let anyone tell you different ok you hotass cutie.... damnnnnn your face is cute ;)

me: hey Biiiitch your hot asf, keep working it on December 7

by urfriendlyneighborhhodsharpie November 13, 2020