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December 5th fuck your roommate day 

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

half birthday december 5th 

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!
'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

5th december 

“Yo your hot.”
5th december
5th december by itsjustlilyhere October 20, 2019

5th December 

The day Finley Marshall was born,2006
5th December by anonymous November 29, 2021

5th December 

The day finley marshall was born 2006
5th December by anonymous November 29, 2021

5th December 

The 5th of December 2015 is when the famous video of a young girl in a Santa costume got bored and posted a video of her dancing and singing to mamma Mia on YouTube, it’s called ‘singing time with Holly’ and is an absolute banger. Everyone has heard about the video at least once and then people copy her dances :)
Ben : OMG! Did you see that video Holly posted?

Lauren : Haha yeah I did it’s so funny I copy her dances!

Ben: I can’t wait for the anniversary on the 5th December!
5th December by hec:) August 5, 2022