A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.
"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015
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Created by musician Jim Croce
a lovers cross would be defined as a boyfriend or a girlfriend hanging themselves on an emotional/mental Crucifix for their significant other. Dealing with the pain they're put through for the greater good, thus making themselves a martyr.
a lovers cross would be defined as a boyfriend or a girlfriend hanging themselves on an emotional/mental Crucifix for their significant other. Dealing with the pain they're put through for the greater good, thus making themselves a martyr.
"Yes, I really got to hand it to you
'Cause girl you really tried
But for every time that we spent laughin'
There were two times that I cried
And you were tryin' to make me your martyr
And that's the one thing I just couldn't do
'Cause baby, I can't hang upon no lover's cross for you"
Jake: why did you and Mary break up?
Jack: She had me on a lovers cross, and it got unbearable.
'Cause girl you really tried
But for every time that we spent laughin'
There were two times that I cried
And you were tryin' to make me your martyr
And that's the one thing I just couldn't do
'Cause baby, I can't hang upon no lover's cross for you"
Jake: why did you and Mary break up?
Jack: She had me on a lovers cross, and it got unbearable.
by __Admittance September 10, 2008
Get the lovers cross mug.When you cross that line, you've done some stupid ass shit like snitch or whatever and are going to pay for it, maybe with your life. In prison anyone who cross that line is in ad seg.
Made popular again by prison guard turned rapper Rick Ross - Akon
Made popular again by prison guard turned rapper Rick Ross - Akon
by Sanity Cruzer May 13, 2011
Get the cross that line mug.A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.
B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."
by Hapless Beggar April 7, 2010
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Crosschill is the act of moderatly using marijuana+ beer after work, school.
Crosschilling doesnt get you fucked up, hence why its cross"chill"
Crosschill is the act of moderatly using marijuana+ beer after work, school.
Crosschilling doesnt get you fucked up, hence why its cross"chill"
by YoungWrapper October 8, 2018
Get the crosschill mug.A game by Videlectrix starring The Cheat in a tire. In the game, you must jump over obstacles with the spacebar while collecting money to score extra points. A player starts with 3 mans. Once he loses all of them, the game is over.
To complete the game, one must reach the stop sign at the end.
To complete the game, one must reach the stop sign at the end.
by dj gs68 July 24, 2003
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