tummy cummy

(n.) A slang term for ejaculate released onto the stomach of the receiver, following coitus interruptus. Synonym of nut gut

You got a little tummy cummy on you. You should probably clean that up.

by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009

cumpig

A person having a great desire to consume large amounts of ejaculate, while displaying a hungry frenzied piglike demeanor.

The cumpigs body squirmed violently as she choked on dick and swallowed her last breath, a huge explosion of thick globby cum down her throat.

by cuntmouth July 29, 2006

Cumpire

Women or men who love to swallow sperm or even drink it from a glass. Some believe sperm to be the true fountain of youth and immortality.

Say your gettin' a really good blowjob and when you finally jizz it gets on your hand and all over her face. If she's a true cumpire she'll lick your fingers clean and wipe her face off with her hand and lick it all off and she may even suck your buddy's dick just to get a taste of more hot sticky cum.

by Brim-Stroker May 1, 2006

Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

compy

1. Computer

2. Those cute little dinosaurs in Jurassic Park 2.

1. Will this thing load on your compy?

2. Those compys ate him alive.

by jsteen May 1, 2004

Cumplaning

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.

"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"

by AirRoar February 26, 2010

cumfy

The feeling of well-being post orgasm.

After I came I was feeling so cumfy.

by gumleaves October 7, 2013