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cumbreath

A person who sucks (ding ding) and gets ejaculate in there gob/mouth. If you kiss someone with "cumbreath" and havn't recently recieved a heady from them, BE WORRIED!
That chick at the bar i was just talking to had "cumbreath" i think i will go back and buy her a drink!
by Crozo January 22, 2006
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Cumberbum

Cumberbum consists of two or more males, all completely heterosexual, each with a giant pickling cucumber. The object is to insert said cucumber into the opponents rectum. The opponent with the cucumber in said rectum then loses the contest. The winner becomes the cumberking. The loser is the cumberbum. It is considered in some cultures the ultimate test of manhood because failure is not an option. Death usually comes before the cucumber is inserted. As an additional insult, the cumberbum is sometimes forced to eat the cucumber out of his rectum.
I AM THE CUMBERKING" "My rectum hurts, I am the cumberbum.
by The Cumberking May 2, 2011
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Cumberbreak

When one has to stop what they are doing to pleasure themselves because of the infinite sexiness of Benedict Cumberbatch.
"I was watching Sherlock last night and just had to take a Cumberbreak!"
by littlebadwolf August 24, 2011
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Cumbergasm

That photograph of Benedict gave me a cumbergasm
by Cumberjunkie October 12, 2012
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Cumbersome

Burdensome; troublesome; difficult to handle because of weight or bulk
The drinks trolley for level 11 was so cumbersome that the wheel broke under heavy cornering by Vlad
by Stracton August 13, 2008
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Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.
Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007
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Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!
by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
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